Psychaotic

(A preview clip from "Climate Change: the Musical")

We know that the weather
Has gone altogether
Chaotic

Don't blame it on coal
That's out-of-control
Idiotic

Our coal is the greatest
And clean coal's our latest
Narcotic

If you cut our income
We'll just have to become
More despotic

And don't mention the sun
That would be so un-
Patriotic

And we'll be chagrined
If you advocate wind:
It's quixotic!

If you care for tomorrow
It's likely that you'll go
Neurotic

When sea-levels rise
Here's what we advise:
Go aquatic!

When coal's burning wildly
We do find it mildly
Erotic

But if you question why
We'll just lie
And deny
That we're completely psychotic

{Audience response:
Yes, you're completely psychotic}