(A preview clip from "Climate Change: the Musical")
We know that the weather
Has gone altogether
Chaotic
Don't blame it on coal
That's out-of-control
Idiotic
Our coal is the greatest
And clean coal's our latest
Narcotic
If you cut our income
We'll just have to become
More despotic
And don't mention the sun
That would be so un-
Patriotic
And we'll be chagrined
If you advocate wind:
It's quixotic!
If you care for tomorrow
It's likely that you'll go
Neurotic
When sea-levels rise
Here's what we advise:
Go aquatic!
When coal's burning wildly
We do find it mildly
Erotic
But if you question why
We'll just lie
And deny
That we're completely psychotic
{Audience response:
Yes, you're completely psychotic}
